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Husband says to the wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

 

Wife says "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."

 

Ba-da-ching!

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Did ya hear bout the husband wife?

 

They both go to bed and the hubby gives her the ol "leg over". Wife says: "Not tonight dear, I have an appointment with my gynecologist in the morning and I want to be fresh". The hubby roles back onto his side of the bed and ponders the situation. Several minutes later the hubby gives the ol leg over once again and asks: "You don't have a Dentist appointment too do you?"

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