Di Tri Berrese

[Paulus]

This is apparently a very old one, but very funny. You kind of have to read it to someone to help you get some of it... It made me laugh because this is what my barber sounds like .

 

Uans opponna taim uas tri berrese, mamma berre, pappa berre e beibe berre. Liva inne contri nire foresta. Naise aus, no mugheggia. Uanne dei Pappa, Mamma e beibe go bice, orie a furghetta locche di doore.

 

Bai enne bai commese Goldilocchese. Sci garra nattinghe tu du batte meiche troble. Sci puscie olle fudde daon di maute, no liva cromme. Denna sci gossa appesterrese enne slipse in olle di beddse. Leise slobbe!

 

Bai enne bai commese omme di tri berrese, alle sannebronne enne send inne scius. Dei garra no fudde, dei garra no beddse. Enne uara dei goine du to Goldilocchese? Tro erre aute inne strit? Colle pulissemenne? Fette cienze!

 

Goldilocchese stei derre tri uicase, itte auta ausenome! Enne giosta bicose dei esche erre tu meiche di beddse, sci sei "Go tu elle" enne runne omme craine tu erre mamma, etellenerre uat sanimabicese di tri berrese uere.

 

Uatsiuse? Uara iu goine du? Go compleine sittiolle?

 

 

p.-

[johnnyb]

That was exactly what I needed today...thanks for the laugh!!!

[atvaholic]

lol, good one..reminds me of a few people i know..

[Vtucciarone]

ma che cazzo dici!!!!! sound's like nonno

[douG]

This might be even older. It's the Anguish Languish. Just like Di Tri Berrese, it's best said out loud.

 

Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

 

Wan moaning Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset.

 

"Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!"

 

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft.

 

Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof.

 

"Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

 

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

 

"O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den—O bore!"

 

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet, paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet ammonol pot honor groin-murder's nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner bet.

 

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker dough ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse.

 

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.

 

"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull historically, "Water bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!"

 

"Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," setter bloat-Thursday woof, wetter wicket small honors phase.

 

"O, Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!"

 

"Battered small your whiff, doling," whiskered dole woof, ants mouse worse waddling.

 

"O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"

 

Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden, caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof lipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

 

MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.