A Newfie Valentine

[huey graphite]

Fer Me Wife

 

I writes ta say I loves ya b'ye!

Cause I don't say it very much

Everytime I tries ta cuddle ya

Ya says GIT A WAY, DON'T TOUCH!

I tried ta be more gentle

Took me rubbers off outside

When I tells ya where I was last nite

Ya always tinks I lied

Ya knows I loves me Fishin

Ya knows I loves me boat!

But you're da life preserver

I needs to stay afloat!

So I got ya sometin really nice

How much, please don't ask

But you'll find it a lot easier now

When ya goes ta cut da grass!

Just pull da cord,stand behind

Steer her as you go

Next Valentines I'll get ya sometin

Dat helps ya shovel snow!

So keep up da cookin and cleanin

You're de only one I got

To keep me duds all washed and clean

And me coffee always hot!

You knows dat I appreciates

Your home made buns & Bread

And I hope dat it continues on

Till one of us is dead!

[Blake]

LOL good one

[misfish]

Very funny.LOL

[trapshooter]

that was a good laugh. thx

[fishnsled]

Very nice.

[pikehunter]

Tanks alot dare Matey! Now I don't haf ta buy da wifey an expensive store bought card for Valentines Day!