danbo Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Bob was in trouble. > He forgot his wedding anniversary. > His wife was really angry. > > She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway > that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE > THERE!!' > > The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. > > When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there > was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. > > Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and > brought the box back in the house. > > She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. > > Bob has been missing since Friday. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 (edited) The girls at work were talking about a Bob. Poor guy lives in the dresser drawers. No idea what they meant. Edited July 17, 2008 by misfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 The girls at work were talking about a Bob. Poor guy lives in the dresser drawers. No idea what they meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Funny, I thought Bob was a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted July 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Funny, I thought Bob was a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water No.. his name is Dunkin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now