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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

 

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

 

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

 

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

'Here it is,' she said.

 

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

 

Meely :whistling:

 

Have a great weekend......

Edited by Meely
Posted

I thought your comment "you gotta soak Beans a long time before they will sink" was a lot funnier...

 

This one would pass with a good shove !

 

How you doin' pal...

Posted (edited)

There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ...

wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

 

 

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ...

and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life stuff seems to get funny?

 

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .. he was a DWARF!

 

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,

 

'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

 

So, I look down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

 

............ and that's when the fight started.

Edited by danbo
Posted
There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ...

wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ...

and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life stuff seems to get funny?

 

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .. he was a DWARF!

 

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,

 

'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

 

So, I look down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

 

............ and that's when the fight started.

 

:clapping:

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