~~A few things GreencoachDawg, and I have in common

[oldphart]

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women, who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore -- under fiction.

 

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.

 

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'

 

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

 

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses

 

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

 

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

 

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

 

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

[Clampet]

I see your reasoning.

[SlowPoke]

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

If you're wearing a bra I'd say that's something you and Glen DON'T have in common. But, if it makes you happy...

[misfish]

If you're wearing a bra I'd say that's something you and Glen DON'T have in common. But, if it makes you happy...

 

 

[danbo]

I agree old smelly one, these young" wipper-snappers" got a lot to learn!

[jwl]

those are pretty funny

[packrat]

Those are hilarious

 

Over to you Dawg (cant wait to read the snappy repartee)

[Greencoachdog]

If you're wearing a bra I'd say that's something you and Glen DON'T have in common. But, if it makes you happy...

 

 

It's true!!! OldFart wears a bra!!! Saw Slug helping him into it... or out of it... at the Minnow Motel last November. I didn't stick around to see if it was in or out, it was definately not something I want to see again!!!

 

Y'all keep your door closed next time ya Ol' Stinker!!!

 

 

Best description of OldFart I've ever heard:

 

Edited June 12, 2008 by Greencoachdog