oldphart Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 ~~His sweetie says to him, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and he answered, "Honey, I can't do both!" ~~A friend of his compliment him on his new alligator shoes, problem was he was barefoot. ~~His Honey Dressed Provocatively to catch his fancy and his pacemaker opens the garage door. ~~He don't care where his spouse goes, just as long as he don't have to go along. ~~He is cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. ~~Getting a little action" to him means, "He didn't need to take any fiber today." ~~Getting lucky" means he found his car in the parking lot. ~~An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clampet Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 You in big trouble now, boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 YeeHawww!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan's Jane Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 LOL...love the first two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Cliff Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Ah crap, coffee out nose and all over the keyboard again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 ... and the horse you rode in on ya stinkin' ol' phart!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanook Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Oldphart ; I hope you are not planning on going to Lakair this year. After that post, dont book a return trip...............you wont survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjsa Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Sure he will survive, as long as he does not sample Glen's "g'ma's embalming fluid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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