Redneck pickup lines NF

[Hooked]

I found these quite funny, #2 has to be my favourite.

 

 

 

 

Redneck Men's pick up lines..

> >

> > 1) Did you fart?

> > cuz you blew me away.

> >

> > 2) Are yer parents retarded?

> > cuz ya sure are special.

> >

> > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.

> > I can't hold it in.

> >

> > 4) Do you have a library card?

> > cuz I'd like to sign you out.

> >

> > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

> > cuz I can see myself in em.

> >

> >

> > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's

> >only a light switch away.

> >

> > 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'

> > Woman - 'WHAT?'

> > Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the

> ice.'

> >

> > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer

>

> >bed-rock.

> >

> > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

> > I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

> >

> > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

> >

> > 12) If yer gunna re gret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til

> >afternoon.

> >

> >

> >

> > and.... the best for last!

> >

> > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it

> >my nuts tighten up.

Edited March 19, 2008 by Hooked

[Kirk]

Hey, you look familiar, didn't I meet you at our family reunion last week?

[snag]

Hey GCD,

 

Did you create these?

[bbog]

I liked #5 the best, what happen to #6?

[Hooked]

I liked #5 the best, what happen to #6?

 

I felt it maybe inappropriate for any youngsters reading this thread. It was pretty funny though.

[Greencoachdog]

Hey GCD,

 

Did you create these?

 

 

#8 is how I met Ol' Yeller.

 

Then she axed me if I wanted to slip on some slime... and the rest is history!

Edited March 19, 2008 by Greencoachdog

[Sinker]

"Get in the truck"