The Sharing Of Marriage!

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The sharing of marriage...

 

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

 

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one

half in front of his wife.

 

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles

and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

 

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down

between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people

around them were looking over and whispering.

 

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is

one meal for the two of them.'

 

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely

offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were

just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

 

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping

the drink.

 

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal

for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to

sharing everything.'

 

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the

napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to

eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

 

She answered

 

(Continue below - This is great)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'THE TEETH.'

[Greencoachdog]

Sheeeeee-yiiiiiiit!!!!

[Terry]

for a minute I thought she was his ex-wife

 

 

and still wanted half of everything

 

 

 

 

I guess later on they are glad there are two sides to a piece of toilet paper...guess he gets to go first

[Beans]

:lol: ...Nearly sprayed my screen with coffee !!!

[huntervasili]

lol thats a good one... I was expecting it to be one of the heart warming stories rather than a joke..