1Harringtona Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 10 Things NOT to Say When You are Pulled Over 10. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 9. No, offi, offic, Lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. 8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph. 7. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece. 6. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers, licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1. 5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! 4. Come on write the darn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 2. So that's what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means. And... 1. Who is better Dunkin Donuts, or Tim Hortons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I like to start the conversation with " you would not have caught up to me if I was sober" ..I thought I was doing the right thing driving, I knew I was way to drunk to walk home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigger Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 "My wife ran off with a cop and I thought you were bringing her back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 "Here officer... hold this beer while I find my licence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mufasa001 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 License? Isn't it on the back of the car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clampet Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 How appropriate. I got a $180.00 fine today fer gettin' caught blowin' a late yellow light that prolly turned red as I floored it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value=" name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clampet Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Silence is golden... and duct tape is silver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLofchik Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Q: Do you know why I pulled you over? Answers NOT to use: 1) You saw my out of state plates and wanted to wish me a safe and speedy trip? (NY State Troopers do not have a sense of humour, better not to try) 2) Revenue generation? 3) Hey if you think you could do that corner any quicker you're welcome to try, man I was on fire! Customs Booth: Do you have anything to declare? A: Yeah, could you hurry up please. The bald eagles in the back are starting to come down off their last speedball and they get REAL restless until we can score again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassmaster4 Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 LOL that video is so jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike the Pike Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Thanks Pike Hunter some good laughs and Gerritt that video was so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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