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Telemarketer fun


pikehunter

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Yesterday the phone rings....

 

Me: Hello

Telemarketer: Hello, is Mr. or Mrs. _ _ _ _ home? (with a strong East Indian accent.)

Me: I'm not buying anything, interested in any polls or doing a survey!

Telemarketer: Oh no, I am not selling anything, I am wondering if you are interested in free travel?

Me: No, but you must own a house right?

Telemarketer: No I do not own a house, are you interested in a free vacation? (Stumbling with her heavily accented words being taken totally off guard.)

Me: Then you have to know someone who owns a house?

Telemarketer: No I don't know anyone with a house.

Me: You must know someone with a house. Everyone knows someone with a house. The person you know with a house has to need new windows right. New doors then right. You tell me and I will sell them some new windows OK.

Telemarketer: Silence, a dead line.

 

:devil::thumbsup_anim::P:):D

 

I was so happy. Instead of me hanging up this time it was her! :clapping:

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