irishfield Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 The Half-Wit . . . A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.' 'That's the guy I want to talk to - - - the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,' replied the farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 HAHAHA! Good one As Homer Simpson would say, "it's funny 'cause it's true" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuchikubo Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Good one Wayne, it's the truth that hurts when I think about it. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikehunter Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Can I relate to this? Yep. Happy New Year to all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camillj Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Aint it da twooth ! Happy New Year Wayne ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranks bait Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Dang ten bucks a week and a bottle every weekend? That employee is makin too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Yah, back at it all again tomorrow....sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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