Thursday funny !

[irishfield]

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of

a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.

It happened again the next week.

 

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a

little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on

for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

 

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the

collection plate," he stated.

 

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give

some of it to the church."

 

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you

sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

 

The little old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

 

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for

a living?"

 

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

 

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much

money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

 

The little old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in

Las Vegas, and one in Reno."

[Terry]

wonder if there are any openings there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I meant for a job......I know what you were thinking....pig...........LOL

[crappieperchhunter]

Thx for the funny Irish...

Terry you lookin for a job at a Cathouse??? I hope you mean as a grounds keeper or something. I don't think you're up to what the women are there for. Could be wrong....to each his own.

[irishfield]

Yah... Terry would probably enjoy cutting the lawns and mowin around the bushes.

[Landlocked]

OH MAN....my Mother and Father in law are both vets....hmmm...have they been holding out on us all this time?

[irishfield]

Probably Andy.. Probably !

[Terry]

towel boy

 

grounds keeper...I'm not very good at trimming bushes, but I could remove them completely

 

camera man

 

card dealer anything to keep me in Las Vegas or Reno.

[irishfield]

[Landlocked]

I'm forwarding them this thread and will see if they have any "positions" available

[irishfield]

You may not wanna know Andy! May scar you for life!

[Landlocked]

LOL! No doubt

[Terry]

from what I here every position is available

[Landlocked]

[rickster]

Been a poopty day at work but thanks for putting the first smile on my face today

[Bernie]

Thanks Wayne. I needed that laugh................... Is it just me or does the whole world seem grumpy this week?