Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,
Double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the
Contractor who installed them. He said that the windows had been installed
a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.
Helloooo? Now just because I'm from Newfoundland doesn't mean that I
should be considered stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast- talking
sales guy had told ME last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these
windows would pay for themselves.
'Hellloooo?' (I told him) 'It's been a year!' There was only silence at the
t'other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He hasn't called back,
probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.
Never underestimate a Newfoundlander.