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extreme weather comming your way ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it went from beautiful to total kaos here in a matter of minutes... http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/radar/index_e.html?id=wso
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it isnt going to hurt it ...i swear by it as well...and before you start tearing the carbs apart ...its definatly worth trying....
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might want to ensure your transducer is level for the sonar before you take anything back...just a thought
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so are they going to tell us in detail where these test have been performed and whats the levels were ...or are we suppose to still use the fish consumption guide as our resource of information... Ive never eaten anything out of Lake Ontario ...but i eat ALOT of fish from Lake Huron
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Cherish the memories and she will live forever ....my deepest condolences to you and your family for the loss
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The first priority in my mind when it comes to GPS units .....is it user friendly ...do you have to scroll through pages and pages to get to a mark....or place a mark ....over the years i have tested/ bought and taught fisherman how to use thier units.... Magellan is what i use for the extremely friendly user interface and direct touch buttons...of "mark" and "goto"..it really cant get any easier... I have a friend that i fish with and have to teach him every year how to use his etrex unit
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Jason ...if it matters to you or not ...i thought i should bring it to your attention ....you should check your settings in your facebook so only the pics you want to be public are ....with the two photo links you posted ...open up acess to 24 photos in total..( thats how many you have in that particular album.. Just bringing it to your attention .... Nice Fish!!
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses. We don't have any, replied the first blonde. Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses. said the Game Warden. But officer, replied the second blonde, we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river. The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. Well, I know of no law against it, said the Game Warden, take all the debris you want. And with that, the Game Warden left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. What a dumb Fish Cop, the second blonde said to the other two, doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!
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True definitions of fishing termanoligy Hook - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live savings on a new rod and reel. (3) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook). Line - Something you give your coworkers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend. Lure - An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop. Reel - A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard. Rod - An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish. School - A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for spam instead. Tackle - What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard. Tackle Box - A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one. Test - (1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range. (2) A measure of your creativity in blaming that darn line for once again losing the fish. If i dont get some help with these jokes im going to end up being classified as a guide in no time...( which i was in 1988...how do i change that status?)
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see its sunny out and i bet she has sunblock on and the PFD overrides the mountain dew.... adorable young lady ....ill never get over the magic of a childs face while holding a fish ...good for her
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1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener. 2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat. 3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter". 4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file. 5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with. 6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude". 7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you. 8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp. 9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family. 10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal. 11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing. 12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot. 13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting. 14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house. 15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage. 16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone,
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A woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-mart associate standing there with dark glasses on. She asks, "Excuse me sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it all on the counter anyway. He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was she. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." She asks, "But didn't you say it was $20?" He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"
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I have the same attitude whitespinnerbait...every drift ...every second.... every shadow that crosses the suns path ....is when im GOING to get the BIG ONE
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lol...i didnt know there was already a superstition thread..my bad.... In that pic the FISH GODS might be telling you that your number 1 ...to turn around and leave could be a mistake ...
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simple solution for the red head syndrome...sunny days reds can ONLY drink mountain dew on the boat and must wear sb50 or greater sunblock ...on cloudy days ...eat only plumbs and nectarines ....drinks dont matter but the red headed person MUST still wear sunblock...
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Who says you can't eat well when camping/fishing!
Twocoda replied to Headhunter's topic in General Discussion
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AHHHHHHHHHH there is never a bad time to catch a nice salmon like that ...good practice for the bigger ones your going to catch during the derby.... Good Luck
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OK so as fisherman we all carry a little hidden secret to our arsenal of tackle ...is it a certain lure,shirt,undergarment,technique ...what exactly makes the "fish Gods" shine on your bait to out fish your buddies...???? Use your own discretion on what ya want to donate to this thread... For me i have so many that i couldn't possibly list them all.... but will say ...when i fish with worms ..i spray WD 40 on them ...it makes them sweet and i seem to turn more fish then most...also my socks NEVER match each other... Have atter , have fun and shine the light for the new people that want to know how to be as good as you ....
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Welcome to the board and the insanity.... Good luck
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Its almost derby time !!!!! This derby is orientated for the family ....great times ...great people and great fishing ....hope to see ya on the water....This derby funds our salmon and trout hatchery to keep the resource alive and thriving http://64.177.125.54/Chantry/index.htm
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wouldnt it be cool if the song became a billboard hit ...this is an ultimate dis
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Kincardine carrys alot of structure on the bottom and the fishing is great ..The power plant is turning great numbers the past few weeks if you dont want to travel to the Bruce from Kincardine ( 25 minute boat ride)..you could always launch out of inverhuron and be right on them in the bay ...salmon/ browns lakers.....Bonus to Lake Huron fish ...YOU CAN EAT THEM Good luck and dont forget the camera
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Ive caught some of my largest fish at dusk to dark...when the sun touches the water (beginning of witching hour) i pay special attention to the rods and turn on the clickers in case i dont see the movement quick enough ...( ill hear it ) when the rods are no longer visible
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nope ...no vapour barrier on the floor ...keep in mind the basement floor is at least 4 feet below grade ...even deeper depending on the style of house you own...then the concrete is 3 1/2 - 4 1/2 inches thick then several inches of 3/4 crushed stone to level off the excavated earth to the footings... the temperature transfer variation is never great enough between the earth and the room air to cause sweating ( unless you have infloor heat ) in which you would have 2 inch SM Blue on top of your stone and then 6 inches of concrete) the earths temp is a constant 65 degrees and the room temp is not that far away from it to creat a sweat...exposed walls above grade have extreme temp variation hence requiring vapour barrier I would invest in a higher grade underlay only for the comfort of walking on a cushy floor so that it doesnt feel like concrete under carpet
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Here is my pup...she just turned one this past Canada Day...