My wife asked me to describe her. I looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K". She asks, "What does that mean"?
I said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot, Intelligent". She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about ' J & K' "? I said, "Just Kidding' ". My eyes are still swollen, and my ribs are still bruised, but I will survive.....