Reminds me of a joke that my dad loved to tell:
A very self conscious guy with a wooden eye sees a pretty girl at the bar. Her nose is a little out of proportion for her face but still very attractive. He works up the courage to approach her and say "Hi". They have a nice conversation and he starts to feel less conscious about his wooden eye. A slow song starts to play and he asks her to dance. She says, "Would eye?" He yells "Big nose!" "Big nose!" and runs out of the bar.