SirCranksalot Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 “Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?” “I don’t think so, son. Why do you ask?” “Because that headstone over there says, ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike rousseau Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Lawyer jokes are the best!!! Here's one for yah! Fishing related! What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp? One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish! There you go! I'm here all day! Roast beef is in the lobby! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirCranksalot Posted September 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood. Rump-pa-da-pum!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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