SirCranksalot Posted September 16, 2016 Report Posted September 16, 2016 “Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?” “I don’t think so, son. Why do you ask?” “Because that headstone over there says, ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'”
Headhunter Posted September 16, 2016 Report Posted September 16, 2016 Lawyer jokes are the best!!! Here's one for yah! Fishing related! What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp? One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish! There you go! I'm here all day! Roast beef is in the lobby! HH
SirCranksalot Posted September 16, 2016 Author Report Posted September 16, 2016 What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood. Rump-pa-da-pum!!
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