A Rock N Roller Scientific Speriment

[bushart]

Ok... I spared no expense to conduct this experiment to finally find The Truth

 

So out side I goes to the Barbee (not Barbie) pork chops in one hand--pop in another

 

Now The audience is all laying down and I assure them I'm cookin Pork

 

Said Audience....

 

Now what's a cook-off without tunage--4 doors open---cd installed....this is what the Nature of the Beast has shown

 

1st observation...The tune is by The Cowsills (flower Girl)---they all stand up and come to the gate lookin....Cowsills....Duh

 

2nd Observation...Tune is James Taylor---"I've seen Fire and I've seen rain"---They turn their tails towards me---think they like Carly Simon??

 

Last Observation...Tune is The Monkees---"Sometime in the mornin"---they all turn towards me and start to Moo (or sing I'm thinkin)

 

So in Conclusion I can only summarize that if you were a hippy in the 60's and have left us---you may have come back as a cow

 

Now I could be wrong

 

So also ---if your down to the A & P lookin for Condensed milk and see Reincarnation--it could be milk from dead cows (Mad magazine)

 

More experiments to come...

[SirCranksalot]

need a new hobby, eh?

[bushart]

How's my Walkin.?.....dial 1 800 Mor Beer