irishfield Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing’ fairly well' for my age. (I will soon turn Sixty -Two). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?' 'No,' I said... He looked at me and said,.. "Then, why do you even care?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 HAHAHAHA NICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdve23rveavwa Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Nice one !!! On a recent visit to mine, i asked if he thought i was too heavy, He said"Nope, just a liitle on the short side. A man of your weighjt should be 37 feet tall" And thats when i joined weight watchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?' 'No,' I said... He looked at me and said,.. "Then, why do you even care?" Im a gonner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippin Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Im a gonner well my wife dosent have any of the top.... But she is diagnosed with with with M.S she also has 3 black tumors on her lower back!!! I been with her since i was 17 !! now i 43 now what???? but all the best to you,(I hope you an ur doctor is right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 The Doc should have taken his pulse...i think he was already gone but forgot to laydown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 The Doc should have taken his pulse...i think he was already gone but forgot to laydown Hey where you been? Dont tell me fishing?LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 K i wont tell ya i was fishing ..... ....mostly working though....i check in from time to time but normally too tired to post.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lokka Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 lol.. makes my night after another day of zero fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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