manitoubass2 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 So, girlfriend wakes me up at 2am to let me know shes going to the hospital. Her cousin is about to have a baby! Woot woot! Awesome news. So this means I'm up with our 6 month old baby girl by 530am, no worries, well, until I go to give her a morning change. She's wearing some tights underneath a one piece pull over sleeper, Daddys favorite outfit on her, looks like the ultimate snuggie. Then I go to pull of her tights and pull a little too hard, it smacks me in the face/mouth. Then it hit it, literally. She soaked through with a massive runny poop. Just great:clapping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limeyangler Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Now that deserves a 'man card'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splashhopper Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 just remember... that poop is part of your OWN DNA ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 just remember... that poop is part of your OWN DNA ! know, and thats what made it so much worse, yet tolerable last week I took puke to the mouth as well, I'm on a role. next up must be pee, or so seems the pattern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Attaboy, Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudz Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 wow. those days seem so far away. I remember getting pooped on almost daily. 3 kids, no diapers anymore. woohoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted May 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 wow. those days seem so far away. I remember getting pooped on almost daily. 3 kids, no diapers anymore. woohoo. crap on the hands is one thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudz Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 crap on the hands is one thing... I must admit I never got crapped on in the mouth but pretty close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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