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ONE FOR THE WOMEN.


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A man was sick and tired

 

of going to work every day

 

while his wife stayed home.

 

He wanted her to see what he went

 

through so he prayed:

 

'Dear Lord:

 

I go to work every day and put

 

in 8 hours while my wife

 

merely stays at home.

 

I want her to know what

 

I go through.

 

So, please allow her body to

 

switch with mine for a day.'

 

God, in his infinite wisdom,

 

granted the man's wish.

 

The next morning, sure enough,

 

the man awoke as a woman...

 

He arose, cooked breakfast

 

for his mate,

 

Awakened the kids,

 

 

Set out their school clothes,

 

Fed them breakfast,

 

Packed their lunches,

 

Drove them to school,

 

Came home and picked

 

up the dry cleaning,

 

Took it to the cleaners

 

And stopped at the bank

 

to make a deposit,

 

Went grocery shopping,

 

Then drove home to put

 

away the groceries,

 

Paid the bills and balanced

 

the check book.

 

He cleaned the cat's litter box

 

and bathed the dog..

 

Then, it was already 1 P.M.

 

And he hurried to make the beds,

 

Do the laundry, vacuum,

 

Dust, And sweep and mop

 

the kitchen floor.

 

Ran to the school to pick up

 

the kids and got into an argument

 

with them on the way home.

 

Set out milk and cookies and

 

got the kids organized to do

 

their homework.

 

Then, set up the ironing board

 

and watched TV while he

 

did the ironing.

 

At 4:30 he began peeling

 

potatoes and washing

 

vegetables for salad,

 

breaded the pork chops

 

and snapped

 

fresh beans for supper.

 

After supper,

 

He cleaned the kitchen,

 

Ran the dishwasher,

 

Folded laundry,

 

Bathed the kids, And put

 

them to bed.

 

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted

 

and, though his daily chores

 

weren't finished, he went to

 

bed where he was expected to

 

make love, which he managed

 

to get through without complaint.

 

The next morning, he awoke

 

and immediately knelt by the

 

bed and said: -

 

Lord, I don't know what

 

I was thinking.

 

I was so wrong to envy my

 

wife's being able to stay

 

home all day.

 

Please, Oh! Please,

 

let us trade back...Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

 

'My son, I feel you have

 

learned your lesson and

 

I will be happy to change

 

things back to the way

 

they were.

 

You'll just have to wait

 

nine months, though.

 

You got pregnant last night.'

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