Monday funny.

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A blonde momment

 

 

 

 

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

 

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

 

'What's up?' she asks.

 

 

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..

 

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up

 

And says, "Mommy Mommy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on"

 

 

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..

 

Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

 

'You rotten witch, she screams.

 

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

[John]

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

 

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'

 

In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'

[vinnimon]

A blonde momment

 

 

 

 

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

 

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

 

'What's up?' she asks.

 

 

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..

 

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up

 

And says, "Mommy Mommy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on"

 

 

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..

 

Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

 

'You rotten witch, she screams.

 

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'