bigugli Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.' 'CASE DISMISSED!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leecher Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Funny one Bruce I would of lost it to Thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zubris21 Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 nice! Thanks for taking the time to post this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwl Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 ya thanks for emailing me that one this morning Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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