Tarzan's Jane Posted September 17, 2008 Report Posted September 17, 2008 I often get great little funnies at work....here's one THE WEATHER Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that c ra p? I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped fishing.
JeffBornFishin Posted September 17, 2008 Report Posted September 17, 2008 (edited) Another excuse to keep the boat at a marina Imagine coming home to see this: Edited September 17, 2008 by JeffBornFishin
crappieperchhunter Posted September 17, 2008 Report Posted September 17, 2008 Went back to bed cause the weather was poopy? Can't possibly be a REAL FISHERMAN.So the poor lad isn't getting any....AND he has stopped fishing. What the hell would be the sense in crawling outta bed everyday?
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