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Sag, You're it

 

Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

 

20 questions shouted into your good ear.

 

Kick the bucket

 

Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

 

Doc Goose.

 

Simon says something incoherent.

 

Hide and go pee.

 

Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

 

Musical recliners.

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What Old Phart failed to mention is : he plays those games with GCD....and wins!

Edited by hometownhandyman
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Sag, You're it

 

Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

 

20 questions shouted into your good ear.

 

Kick the bucket

 

Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

 

Doc Goose.

 

Simon says something incoherent.

 

Hide and go pee.

 

Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

 

Musical recliners.

 

Ya fergot the new version of Chicken. It's called "Pass The Washroom."

 

JF

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Waiting for the Bus..

 

 

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said" "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!."

 

The other woman turned to her and said: "I know! I heard it Snoring!"

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Oldfart and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,

watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Oldfart didn't show up.

Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.

But after Oldfart hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park,

Sam didn't know where Oldfart lived, so he was unable to find out what had

happened to him.

 

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Oldfart,

but one day, Sam approached the park and -- low and behold! --there sat

Oldfart! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then

he said, 'For crying out loud Oldfart, what in the world happened to you?'

 

Oldfart replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'

'Well,' Oldfart said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde

waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'

 

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'

 

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89

years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

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