danbo Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 We are in trouble.... > Just did the math.... We are in trouble... > > The population of this country is 300 million. > > 160 million are retired. > > That leaves 140 million to do the work. > > There are 85 million in school. > > Which leaves 55 million to do the work. > > Of this there are 40 million employed by the > federal government. > > Leaving 15 million to do the work. > > 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied > with killing Osama > Bin-Laden. > > Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. > > Take from that total the 10.8 million people who > work for state and city > Governments. > > And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. > > At any given time there are 188,000 people in > hospitals. > > Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. > > Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. > > That leaves just two people to do the work. > > You and me. > > And there you are, > > Sitting on your ass, > > At your computer, reading jokes. > > Nice. Real nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 HAHAHA, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I knew we could count on you Danbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted August 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4vL-ajp8sU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyHerc Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Hahahha that's pretty funny. Way better than all the corny fishing jokes I see posted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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