Meely Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." Meely Have a great weekend...... Edited June 13, 2008 by Meely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 The cop must have been thinking "Darn that's one fine looking woman" when she looked at the "drivers license" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I thought your comment "you gotta soak Beans a long time before they will sink" was a lot funnier... This one would pass with a good shove ! How you doin' pal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .. he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?' ............ and that's when the fight started. Edited June 13, 2008 by danbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .. he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?' ............ and that's when the fight started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskymike Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 hahhahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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