Irish Alzheimer

[Tarzan's Jane]

Murphy showed up at Mass one

Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never

been seen in church in his life.

 

After Mass, the priest caught up

with Murphy and said, 'Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass,

what made you come?'

 

Murphy said, 'I got to be honest

with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really

love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I

knew that McGlynn come to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn

had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the

back of church. So, I was going to leave after communion and steal

McGlynn's hat.'

 

The priest said, 'Well, Murphy,

I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?'

 

Murphy said, 'Well, after I

heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need

to steal McGlynn's hat.'

 

The priest gave Murphy a big

smile and said; 'After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided

you would rather do without your hat than Burn in Hell, right ?'

 

Murphy shook his head and said,

'No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery'

 

I remembered where I left me

hat.'

[danbo]

You cheeky devil!

[Tarzan's Jane]

You cheeky devil!

 

Thank you so much for not posting Lucifer

[Photoz]

You know the difference between an Irish wedding & an Irish funeral? . . . . One less drunk at the funeral!

[Greencoachdog]

I'm glad someone can find humor in adultry

[Tarzan's Jane]

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Edited May 16, 2008 by twilight