Rich Clemens Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusky Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Just a limp?? Your wife must be a kind women!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dano Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Thanks for the chuckle Rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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