mikeh Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 A man went in to the supermarket yesterday and noticed an attractive woman waving at him. She said hello. he was rather taken aback because he couldn't place where he knew her from. So he said, "Do you know me?" To which she replied, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and said, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner sprayed us both with whipped cream?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveradosheriff Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Hahahahahahahaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bernie Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Think my foots been in my mouth on many occasions.......but not that bad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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