wallyboss Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 (edited) A Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends after a late night at the local bar. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. 'What's with that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked. 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the Newfie replied. 'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend. 'Yup' replied the Newfie. 'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it. 'Watch' the Newfie replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You %&&$$! It's three-fifteen in the morning! Edited April 11, 2008 by wallyboss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douG Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 That's funny right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishnfiend Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 ROTFLMAO!!!!! I had to share that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Now that there's a real funny one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan's Jane Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 LOL...I love Newfies..they are so similar to Blondes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibbs Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatherof3 Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 good one,thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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