Hooked Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 (edited) I found these quite funny, #2 has to be my favourite. Redneck Men's pick up lines.. > > > > 1) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's > >only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' > > Woman - 'WHAT?' > > Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the > ice.' > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer > > >bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna re gret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til > >afternoon. > > > > > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it > >my nuts tighten up. Edited March 19, 2008 by Hooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Hey, you look familiar, didn't I meet you at our family reunion last week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Hey GCD, Did you create these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbog Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I liked #5 the best, what happen to #6? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooked Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I liked #5 the best, what happen to #6? I felt it maybe inappropriate for any youngsters reading this thread. It was pretty funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 (edited) Hey GCD, Did you create these? #8 is how I met Ol' Yeller. Then she axed me if I wanted to slip on some slime... and the rest is history! Edited March 19, 2008 by Greencoachdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinker Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 "Get in the truck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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