redneck joke NF

[aplumma]

After living in the remote wilderness of Alabama all his life, an old

hillbilly (glen) decided it was time to visit the big city.

 

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever

having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,

"How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

 

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the

way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father. So he hung it in

the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go

there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One

day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As

she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly carp he's

runnin' around with."

 

 

Art

[Guest lundboy]

LOL

 

 

I think there was a blond joke of similar lines.

[ecxstriper]

Glen, let me know if you need me to explain that joke to you .

[huntervasili]

Lol... there ya go... mirror, mirror, on the wall who's the biggest redneck of them all?

[Greencoachdog]

Y'all don't make me have to come up there and stomp-a-mudhole in all y'alls butts and walk it dry!!!

[douG]

You don't have to explain jokes to Glen, he gets em all right. Just t a l k r e a l s l o w.

[Roy]

I ain't gunna say anything on this. I shore don't wanna rile my Bubba, Glen.

Anyhow I bought one of them there mirror things and Glens wife is right! It shore is an ugly carp he's runnin' with.

[Clampet]

Quote:""So that's the ugly carp he's

runnin' around with."

 

See, it is sorta fishing related.