snag Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 (edited) Why men are never published in Dear Abby Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? If I do the repairs myself, will I void the warranty? Where can I find OEM parts locally? Thanks, Worried in Colorado Edited December 15, 2006 by snag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Perfectly legitimate question I would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bly Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 ROFL!!! Thanks Snag bly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemper Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 sounds about right to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccmtcanada Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 This is a serious problem....he should do everything to fix that Harley!!! Jeez...good thing his wife was able to help point that out...she's an angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickNblock Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 snag, heard that before once........... Hilarious Bud...freaking hilarious.. its just as good today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinch Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 very good one. TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX.... 10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK 9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRET HOLE 8. ALLOWED SEVERAL FISH DAILY 7. CAN CHOOSE THE LENGTH OF YOUR ROD 6. CAN FISH ANY TIME OF THE MONTH 5. YOU CLEAN IT BEFORE YOU EAT IT 4. ABLE TO TAKE A NAP WHILE YOU FISH 3. THE COST OF BAIT IS CHEAPER THAN A DATE 2. YOU CAN ALWAYS THROW IT BACK 1. YOUR FAVORITE CATCH CAN BE MOUNTED ON THE WALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishindevil Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 lolo...lol thats very funny...lol...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clampet Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Is this something I can fix myself ...? I'll give Mr Drysdale a call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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