irishfield Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?" The little old lady said, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The little old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas, and one in Reno." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 wonder if there are any openings there I meant for a job......I know what you were thinking....pig...........LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Thx for the funny Irish... Terry you lookin for a job at a Cathouse??? I hope you mean as a grounds keeper or something. I don't think you're up to what the women are there for. Could be wrong....to each his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Yah... Terry would probably enjoy cutting the lawns and mowin around the bushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landlocked Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 OH MAN....my Mother and Father in law are both vets....hmmm...have they been holding out on us all this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Probably Andy.. Probably ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 towel boy grounds keeper...I'm not very good at trimming bushes, but I could remove them completely camera man card dealer anything to keep me in Las Vegas or Reno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Landlocked Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 I'm forwarding them this thread and will see if they have any "positions" available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 You may not wanna know Andy! May scar you for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landlocked Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 LOL! No doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 from what I here every position is available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rickster Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Been a poopty day at work but thanks for putting the first smile on my face today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernie Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Thanks Wayne. I needed that laugh................... Is it just me or does the whole world seem grumpy this week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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