"The Wing Man"
A man can have a wing man, but must choose the wing man very carefully;
The wing man has many roles in this manly relationship not the least of which is to guide The Man during his weakest moments. Those moments include but are limited to;
-chasing of the bush pig after having been overserved by himself or some thoughtless establishment
-guarding the "flank" of the man, to ensure that the man stays a "manly" course
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And to further add to this absolutely correct assessment... eyes must be firmly planted on the wall directly in front of said urinal. Also, at no time will a man engage in any sort of conversation, while occupying said urinal.
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The gloves were an important part of my "required equipment". After riding behind Terry for many KM's I felt it best that I wear the gloves, should a reach around be imminent.
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Your man card is considered to be safe if you can only describe primary colours. Any and all other colours are to be referred to as light or dark___________.
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If a man is to marry, he will NOT do so during opening day of, Bass, Pickereye or musky. The question of Trout is still under review. This is not only for his benefit, but in consideration of his friends as well.
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Most of us have heard the term "Man Card" and most of us have our own thoughts with regard to what constitute a punch out of said card...
What are your thoughts on this subject?
I'll start...
A)If you have to put on gloves to either:
put a worm on a hook or take a fish off a hook, you may need to re-apply for your man card
B)If you at any time wear "Capri" pants, you will most certainly be asked to re-take the course and re-apply for your card.
Got any others?
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Surgery was the best thing that could have happened to me in my circumstance... if you have any questions, fire me a PM and I'll do my best to answer!
http://www.spine-health.com/treatment/back-surgery/microdiscectomy-microdecompression-spine-surgery
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