Ya'll remember the Shaw of Iran
Apparently if he has a son he is call The Shan
Now this particular Son was known to have epyleptic fits and needed a servant to watch over him
One day the Shaw comes home to find his son in distress and no servant around
Once the servant gets found and brought to the Shaws presence---the 1st question asked...Ready??
Where were you when the fit hit the Shan??