Sorry to hear all the troubles you've been having getting this sorted out Wayne. Glad you can find some kind of chuckle out of the whole affair at this point. I'm sure your sister is looking down at you chuckling herself and hoping you have a drink on her tonight. Laughter keeps us all going.
I remember as my Grandmother, mother, aunt, sister and I were viewing my grandfather in is coffin all teary eyed, a grasshopper jumped off the floral arrangement onto his face. It was not expected and we all burst into laughter, and at that point with all our emotions, got hysterical and could not stop laughing. I'm sure everyone thought we were nuts, but it got us through and we hugged and laughed and cried together.
Be strong!!
Joey