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Billy Bob

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  1. A TRIP TO SAM'S CLUB Yesterday I was at my local SAM'S CLUB buying a large bag of Purina puppy chow for my chocolate lab Tundra, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people! They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends.......it will be their "laugh for the day"!
  2. Nice boat, good looking boys, great trip........thanks for sharing. Bob
  3. That's my point.....IF those batteries are Optima or AGM that area might not be vented....but I don't know for sure if those batteries require venting.
  4. Hey Art.....are there not batteries that don't need venting like the Optima or AGM Batteries... Bob
  5. For the Great Lakes I like my homemade planer boards.....
  6. :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: You guys are killing me..... :rofl2:
  7. We first went to Humehill breeder in Silver Springs....PUPPY MILL IMHO... Then spent the rest of the day calling every ad we could find....39 calls later and I found a family raised litter of 9....all chocolate labs in the Pittsburgh, PA area.
  8. That "code" makes me laugh and laugh ever since I got hooked on Holmes Inspections....I learned there are codes for everything but they never help the home owner....what's next....a permit to open your own window....I really believe it would be easier to list what's not against the codes in Ontario...just saying...
  9. For what it is worth I have been running Walmart SuperTech 2 stroke oil in my 1985 Johnson VRO 50hp for at least 10 maybe closer to 15 years and it purrs like a new born outboard....just ask Big Cliff.....he heard/seen my rig when we were up at his place for a week in June. I was paying $8.95 per gallon but purchased 5 gallons years ago....however, I believe it's $10.95 per gallon now.
  10. NICE TURN AROUND....
  11. That's just southern Rednecks.....us northern Rednecks a much more advanced...
  12. WOW.....great looking pup.....
  13. Rest in Peace Earl Rupert Duffield.......he is now fishing the holy waters we all hope to do some day. Bob
  14. The best way to find fish is by trolling as you cover the most amount of water in the shortest amount of time....it also catches the larger fish of any given body. Bob
  15. Who would want to name their dog after Found On Roadside Dead truck..........
  16. George already took 7 for his kids....LOL..... SEINFELD at it's best...
  17. I'm naming her after a VERY dependable truck that never breaks down... OK, I FINALLY figured out how to get the pics to my Photobucket account... So here's what she looks like....BTW she's from a litter of 9 chocolate labs and the family kids named her Fireball because she's the most energetic of the bunch.
  18. I have a email picture but Bobby can't seem to find a way to post onto my Photobucket...... I am leaning back to Tundra just slightly.....
  19. Maybe I missed it but what species are you targeting...
  20. Having second thought what to name the new puppy that we will be getting in two weeks......she's a female Chocolate Lab. But if you have some better names I am willing to consider them. Bob
  21. The "rush" comes after you can say "elk down"....anyone can hunt elk (with or without the proper license)...it's bagging a ELK (legally) that completes the hunt...IMHO....but others not so much..
  22. Man Joyeux anniversaire Vieux Maintenant, allez attraper un poisson
  23. And with tax about $100.00.....
  24. Go to the nearest mirror and give yourself a BIG KISS as you are about to screw yourself royal on both accounts.....
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