A NEWFIE WAS TERRIBLY OVERWEIGHT, SO HIS DOCTOR PUT HIM ON A NEWLY
DISCOVERED DIET.
"I WANT YOU TO EAT REGULAR MEALS FOR 2 DAYS, THEN SKIP A DAY, AND REPEAT
THIS PROCEDURE FOR 2 MORE WEEKS.
THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE LOST AT LEAST 5 POUNDS".
WHEN THE NEWFIE RETURNED, HE SHOCKED HIS DOCTOR BY HAVING LOST NEARLY 60
POUNDS.
"WHY, THAT'S AMAZING!" THE DOCTOR SAID. "DID YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS?
THE NEWFIE NODDED. "I'LL TELL YA THOUGH, BY JEASUZ, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO
DROP DEAD DAT 3RD DAY"
"FROM HUNGER, YOU MEAN?"
"NO, FROM THE dang' SKIPPIN'."