TangerineDream Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 A game warden comes across a man and a woman in a boat. The man is fishing and the woman is reading a book. The warden asks to see their fishing licenses. The man produces his and the warden asks the woman where hers is. She replies "I'm reading a book I'm not fishing". The warden then tells her she has all the right equipment with her in the boat. She tells the warden "Then I'm going to lay sexual molestation charges against you". The warden says he didn't sexually molest her. She tells the warden " You have all the right equipment with you too don't you? Lol
Greencoachdog Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Yeah! The first time I heard that one I was too young to laugh... so I rolled over and pooped to show my appreciation!
bigfish1965 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 That may be the best retort in awhile...Bless his heart.
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