Words to Live by?

[rapala14]

there are some real gems on here, thats for sure.

 

 

- i'm not an alcoholic, alcohilcs go to meetings... i'm just a drunk

 

- when in doubt blame it on the guy that doesnt speak english (from the simpsons except its "if anything goes wrong blame it on Tibor")

 

- in a hundred years from now, everyone thats living on this planet will be gone, so its inconsequential all the things you say all the Bull you stand for. Its more important what you're ready to build, what you're ready to pass down to your children, what you're ready to create.

 

- why does stamp glue taste so magically delicious? (homer simpson)

 

- how do we know the sky isnt red and we're all just colour blind?

 

- you shut your mouth when you're talkin to me

[Joey]

If you drink six beer a night and you're an American, you're an alcoholic,

 

If you drink six beer a night and you're a Canadian, you're a drinker,

 

If you drink six beer a night and you're English, you're normal,

 

If you drink six beer a night and you're Scottish, you're a wuss

[dustink]

I'm printing this thread out.....

 

 

GCD my side still hurts from reading this......

Last night I got out of the shower and the wife said I smelled good and asked me what I had on.. told her I had a hard-on, but I didn't know she could smell it.

 

On a more serious note...my 3 rules to live by:

1. People are weird.

2. Life is not fair.

3. Love is the bottom line.

 

dk

[Hellfish]

A older chinnese man once said to me, \"man with hand in pocket, feels cocky.\"

[Sawyer]

"In order to survive, you gotta learn to live with regrets"

[danbo]

When all else fails..lower your standards.

[tjsa]

I am not much of the introspective type, those sayings are all indeed good, but I prefer humour:

 

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things"

 

"If at first you don't succeed, then maybe skydiving isn't for you"

 

Personally, I am a "one day at a time" person.

 

And, a classic on this board, which is very soon to be true:

 

"Fresh air is good for you, Lakair is better"

© R. Boudreau