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> >> Doug Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near
> >>
> >> His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
> >>
> >> So, he says to them:
> >>
> >> "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
> >>
> >> "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall."
> >>
> >> "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
> >>
> >> "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the
> >> banks of the Thames."
> >>
> >> The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she
> >> says ,
> >>
> >> "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
> >> accumulated all this property".
> >>
> >>
> >> Sarah replies, "Property? ....he had a paper route!"
Edited by grt1

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