grt1 Posted March 2, 2014 Report Posted March 2, 2014 (edited) > >> Doug Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near> >>> >> His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.> >>> >> So, he says to them:> >>> >> "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."> >>> >> "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall."> >>> >> "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."> >>> >> "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the> >> banks of the Thames."> >>> >> The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she> >> says ,> >>> >> "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have> >> accumulated all this property".> >>> >>> >> Sarah replies, "Property? ....he had a paper route!" Edited March 2, 2014 by grt1
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