grt1 Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 (edited) > >> Doug Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near> >>> >> His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.> >>> >> So, he says to them:> >>> >> "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."> >>> >> "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall."> >>> >> "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."> >>> >> "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the> >> banks of the Thames."> >>> >> The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she> >> says ,> >>> >> "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have> >> accumulated all this property".> >>> >>> >> Sarah replies, "Property? ....he had a paper route!" Edited March 2, 2014 by grt1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey buoy Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Hahahahaha !!!! .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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