NF - Friday Humour

[John Bacon]

1. Dealing With Relatives
One man solved his problem of too many visiting relatives by borrowing money from the rich ones and loaning it to the poor ones.
Now none of them visit!

 

 

 

2. Hazardous
A nurse showed the crop of new young nurses around the military hospital.
"For you, ladies, this is the most hazardous area in the hospital. These men are nearly well!"

[Joey]

I like the first one John

[SirCranksalot]

I like the first one John

Ditto.

Real conversation a few years back between my 2 bros: Have you seen VH(bit of a bum) lately. I lent him $20 a few months ago and haven't seen him since" Second bro.: "That was a good bargain!"