Bernie Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassmaster4 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 LOL good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntervasili Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 that is one good joke... thanks for sharing, and whoever tries that one please video record teh outcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickster Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 GOOD ONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clampet Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Yup that is a good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rich Clemens Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Be careful what you ask for .... .you may just get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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