Joke of the day

[Squid]

A NEWFIE WAS TERRIBLY OVERWEIGHT, SO HIS DOCTOR PUT HIM ON A NEWLY

DISCOVERED DIET.

 

 

 

"I WANT YOU TO EAT REGULAR MEALS FOR 2 DAYS, THEN SKIP A DAY, AND REPEAT

THIS PROCEDURE FOR 2 MORE WEEKS.

THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE LOST AT LEAST 5 POUNDS".

 

 

 

WHEN THE NEWFIE RETURNED, HE SHOCKED HIS DOCTOR BY HAVING LOST NEARLY 60

POUNDS.

 

 

 

"WHY, THAT'S AMAZING!" THE DOCTOR SAID. "DID YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS?

 

 

 

THE NEWFIE NODDED. "I'LL TELL YA THOUGH, BY JEASUZ, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO

DROP DEAD DAT 3RD DAY"

 

 

 

"FROM HUNGER, YOU MEAN?"

 

 

 

"NO, FROM THE dang' SKIPPIN'."

 

[Guest mistyriver1]

[valerie]

HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY

[irishfield]

Thanks Bud ! Needed a good laugh before embarking on a round trip to Ottawa and back this afternoon.

[Joey]

Dem newfies are so silly

 

Thanks for the morning laugh.

 

Joey