Friday Funny

[Nipfisher]

Introducing The Perfect Small Car for Women

 

 

 

 

Renault and Ford have recently joined forces to create what many critics call "the perfect small car for women."

 

By mixing the best qualities of the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus,' they have launched the exciting new 'Clitaurus,' which comes only in pink. According to the manufacturer, the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

 

The Clitaurus does have a few drawbacks, however. Car and Driver Magazine reports that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and "can be a real bugger to start in the morning." Some reports indicate that in particularly cold weather, you won't be able to get it to turn over no matter what you try.

 

New models are fun to own initially, but quickly become very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but quickly develop an increased appetite for fuel, and curb weight typically increases noticeably with age. Manufacturers are also baffled when trying to explain how the size of the trunk seems to expand with time, justifying the phenomena by arguing that the pink paint may cause the trunk to look bigger than it is.

 

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Informed owners suggest that it is best to lease one and replace it each year.

Edited February 17, 2012 by Nipfisher

[Rod Caster]

[sneak_e_pete]

That is awesome!